Dating rejection lines

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Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing... Unsolicited messages really only come from those who are interested and attracted. Anyway, if I had a nickel for every guy who called me a fat, ugly, stupid, slutty, c.unty, b*tch AFTER he had messaged me expressing interest in me, I could buy us all donuts. I once told a man who was really objectionable; whilst showing him my hand, that "i'd prefer to try chewing my arm off again."after buying a round of drinks this one woman tells me i'm arrogant,conceited, and not very funny(last comment really pissed me off). i whispered in her ear "have you ever made love to a gynocologist before? Remember that we are the largest free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate.me: well, can I have your number so I can give you a callher: hell no, why would I give you my numberme: I'm with customer service. It seems you're just a little boy feeling butt hurt and lashing out over rejection. While out with friends you bump into someone you dated from your past and they come over and you chat amicably. Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down) Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?

Id really like to go home with you tonight, but youd just end up devoured by badgers like all the others. Apparently, what she'd actually said was: "I don't love you, but I like it." For a split second, that guy must have thought he was the luckiest guy on the planet.

Man: I can make your bed rock Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes. " Then the woman sighs and says "You know what I would do? " The woman smiles and says "I would put U and I as far away from each other as possible!

Ok, since the other subject showed I was not alone in the serious rejection line catagory maybe we should decide what we would like to hear. They had a nice time, but at the end it was clear he was hoping for a little action, which she wasn't interested in.

I would prefer a nice smile (not the sympathetic, pity one)and then a simple "No thank you," followed by one of the below that applies: 1) "Nothing against you, I just prefer " 2) "It sounds nice, but I am seeing someone." 3) "It was sweet/nice of you to ask, though." 4) "I understand how you feel, I just really would like to stay good friends." Or something like that. However, she didn't exactly know how to say that in Greek, but tried her best to say "let's just be friends".

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple.

A woman named Anne-Marie had a bad date, wasn’t interested, and tried to kindly let the guy know. She said he even said they needed another date and was on his way to her house. Give them a number for Text Reject so when they text you, they’ll be met with an automated text letting them know they’ve been rejected. The copy method: But doing so with a GIF is much more fun. Simply say you’re flattered, but are not interested.

That’s freaky, but she took an interesting approach. Seriously, if you’re not interested in someone, just be upfront.

It’s also better to get it over with sooner rather than later.

There really isn’t a *good* way to reject someone because feelings will be hurt. I will say that the other person will be okay and will get over it eventually.

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